Arrrggggg+Talk+Like+a+Pirate+Day!

[|Pirate Math Game]

[|Pirate Maps and Traps Game]

Magic Schoolbus Takes a Dive

Pirate Jokes Why are pirates called pirates? (They just arrrrrgh!)

How much did the pirate pay for his earrings?

(A buccaneer!)

Why can't you take a picture of a pirate with a wooden leg?

(Because a wooden leg doesn't take pictures!)

What is a pirate's favorite subject?

(Arrrrrrt!)

What is a pirate's favorite country?

(Arrrrrrgentina!)

What are pirates afraid of?

(The darrrrrk!)

Why did the pirate go on vacation?

(For arrrrrgh and arrrrrgh!)

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

(Because they spend years at C!)

What grades did the pirate get in school?

(High C's!)

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

(Because he was standing on the deck!)

What do you call a pirate that skips class?

Captain Hooky!)

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?

(Arrrrrgyle!)

Why didn't the pirate get hungry on the desert island?

Because of the sand-which is there!